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True Elf Facts
Learn a new elf fact every day!
Gandalf is significantly easier on the eyes in bright whites
everyone dislikes Vali Girls
Harlem Globetrotters secrets
you can also tell by their height and beauty
Scone? THINK AGAIN
Want som croutons on that salad? HA!
waiting for chapter updates is torture
beauty rest is paramount
go giggle in Gondor
ideal pranking time
it is crude to run
but I will speed walk you to the curb
enjoy the view of my butt because I will outwalk you