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True Elf Facts
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how is that fun
nobody looks elegant with a club
beware of choking hazards
check the ears
ear cuffs are for elf impersonators
vowels are so much prettier
do not get in a sass battle with Galadriel
you will lose
morning robes in the evening?
always carry protection
the greatest race in middle earth that you will ever meet
get in losers we're going to destroy the one ring
if you can't read it then we're winning